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if john egbert worked out he’d be strong egbert

if john egbert was a crustacean he’d be prawn egbert

if john sucked at chess he’d be pawn egbert

if john egbert was a lie he’d be con egbert

if john egbert was a piece of artwork he’d be drawn egbert

if john egbert was someone’s front yard he’d be lawn egbert

if john egbert was sleepy he’d be yawn egbert

if john egbert was a deer he’d be fawn egbert

if john egbert was on the grid he’d be tron egbert

if john egbert was up early he’d be dawn egbert

if john egbert was a member of pre-nineteenth century German nobility he’d be von egbert


*cackling in glee*

if john egbert swam upstream he’d be spawn egbert

if john egbert commanded imperial forces against the new republic he’d be grand admiral thrawn egbert

if john egbert were french, he’d be bon egbert

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